Dust is a county collectible
True love leads to housework
Real men do housework
Welcome to our zoo!
It’s the maid’s day off!
It doesn’t always look like this
Somedays it’s even worse
Housework is a family affair.
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
I’m so far behind I thought I was first
Please don’t feed the dust bunnies.
If no one answers, DO IT YOURSELF!!
If it ain’t broke keep fixin’ till it is.
Help Wanted…Everyone in the house qualifies.
Four little dirty words: wash, cook, iron, dust.
I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do
If at first you do succeed, try not to be surprised!
If you write in the dust… please don’t sign it!
If you write in the dust… please don’t date it!
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance
I know it’s in my head somewhere, I just can’t find it.
We get along in our R.V. ‘cuz, we don’t have room to disagree
Our guests make us happy, some in coming, some in going
Around here "normal" is just a setting on the dryer
When I get the urge to clean house, I lay down until it passes.
Show me a house that is excruciatingly clean and I’ll show you an older, female relative about to visit it.
Please don’t tidy my mess - you’ll only confuse me.
If cleanliness is next to godliness…we’re in big trouble!
My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
Don’t force it…get a larger hammer.
A Bad Day Fishing is Better Than a Good Day Working.
Hard work never killed anyone, but why give it a chance?
