Dust is a county collectible

True love leads to housework

Real men do housework

Welcome to our zoo!

It’s the maid’s day off!

It doesn’t always look like this

Somedays it’s even worse

Housework is a family affair.

Cleanliness is next to impossible.

I’m so far behind I thought I was first

Please don’t feed the dust bunnies.

If no one answers, DO IT YOURSELF!!

If it ain’t broke keep fixin’ till it is.

Help Wanted…Everyone in the house qualifies.

Four little dirty words: wash, cook, iron, dust.

I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do

If at first you do succeed, try not to be surprised!

If you write in the dust… please don’t sign it!

If you write in the dust… please don’t date it!

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance

I know it’s in my head somewhere, I just can’t find it.

We get along in our R.V. ‘cuz, we don’t have room to disagree

Our guests make us happy, some in coming, some in going

Around here "normal" is just a setting on the dryer

When I get the urge to clean house, I lay down until it passes.

Show me a house that is excruciatingly clean and I’ll show you an older, female relative about to visit it.

Please don’t tidy my mess - you’ll only confuse me.

If cleanliness is next to godliness…we’re in big trouble!

My wife and I always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

Don’t force it…get a larger hammer.

A Bad Day Fishing is Better Than a Good Day Working.

Hard work never killed anyone, but why give it a chance?